May 2013
jaclcfrost:
you want pain in animated movie form?
you got pain in animated movie form
Yea ok I’m having a really shitty day/ week does anyone want to talk to me
zustin:
selena’s sitting in front of nicki at the billboards for a reason like she gotta keep an eye out
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
canderemy:
excuse you
all-time-crumpets:
snappleshampoo:
the ptv fandom can be really annoying sometimes
yes we get it they are mexican
alex gaskarth is from fucking england and there arent fucking urls like
“all-time-crumpets” “tea-time-low”
there is now
dilclo:
when she texts first <3
Anonymous asked: Did you pick your prom dress and if so upload your nudes pls
yesimbeyonce:
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
witharmsakimbo:
FUCK I FINALLY MADE MYSELF COME AFTER SO FUCKING LONG OF TRYING AND FAILING THAT WAS A MUCH NEEDED ORGASM GOD DAMN
Bless this post
glasshammers:
sadboysonly:
hey kanye remember that collab you did with keri hilso-
Y’ALL WRONG
lnternetexplorers:
♥ boys ♥ make up ♥ shopping ♥ murder ♥
indigostohelit:
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys...
witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
omFg everY fucking niGt