January 2012
Remember Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?
Ned:
Moze:
Cookie:
Loomer:
Suzie Crabgrass:
Coconut Head:
Lisa Zemo:
Seth Powers:
Missy:
Faymen:
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: NO BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
Ugh I’m literally sitting here locked in the guest room waiting for this guy to pick me up
4 more hour till he comes :(((((
December 2011
theoryofperception:
We live in a world where Jason Derulo is allowed to make music
Blah I woke up not too long ago but I’m actually surprised I didn’t die last night
I passed out in some girls pool yep
Merry Christmas xoxo
krlee93:
braziliam:
me: mom im hungry
mom: eat a fruit
me:
boybunnie:
Celine Dion FEATURING Lil Wayne’
My Heart Will Go On (Loving Your Ass).mp3
shanyewest:
Oh my god my mom thinks the girl from that Disney channel show a.n.t. Farm is obama’s daughter.
,mgfhfyj pomog
spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
Watchspookyfries:
Guys…
Some weird shit is going on in my apartment today…
12 Days of a Swimmer's Christmas
swimthefly:
12 New Caps 11 Fly Sets 10 Long Swims 9 Hours of Sleep 8 Pairs of Goggles 7 Time Trials 6 Abs of Steel 5 Outdoor Swims a 4 Minute Sprint 3 Kick Sets 2 Race Suits
And a spot on the Olympic Team!
vickasaurus-rex asked: You're so beautiful and I just love you. okay, i'm done.
Watchcurvesappreciationsociety:
redvelvetlips:
thisiselliz:
Grandma Raps Three 6 Mafia (Slob on my Knob)
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH? xDDDDDDDD
Holy shit that was funny!
