March 2012
87daysbefore:
I hope rick santorum stalked the M.A.C website for hours, but never got his paws on Party Parrot.
87daysbefore:
I hope rick santorum finds the perfect YSL lipstick and goes to sephora to find out that it’s sold out.
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
THE IPAD THOUGH
February 2012
Watche-pic:
#this is what society has come to
wow people like this DO exist
i didn’t know
i’ll go locate the nearest cliff now
Watch
excuse me tumblr why did you just change
brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
maybe If I kill myself I wouldn’t have to deal with all these fucking idiots
MAYBE
HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT I'M UPSET...
JESUS IT’S LIKE EVERYONE HAS SOME FUCKING SUPERPOWERS OR SOMETHING
textposter:
And the Oscar goes to… wow! This isn’t even a movie! Congratulations to LMFAO.
E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
holmeskillet:
plot twist the academy awards create the perfect distraction so that nicolas cage can now easily steal the declaration of independence
rooney mara could be wearing a pile of shit and...
whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
